Article: 122566 of uk.misc
From: bubblegum<the AT symbol>peppermint.win-uk.net (Keith R. Bennett)

My wife is always fond of telling people her favourite story of how,
before moving into this house, I prefabricated and built a shed at
the bottom of the garden, equipped it with electric power, radio
set, Calor gas heater, built internal racking, shelves etc even
before she had caught her breath about which furniture was going
where. Now whenever I am caught lagging on a job the old chestnut
appears in the form of "Your bloody shed went up quick enough!" 
 

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